Pictures	Name	Danger Level	Price	Description	In Stock
	Vac-o-Matic	100	$209,978,299.99	Sucks up anything 100 miles from it. Then it blows up.	Yes, 500
	Scribble-o-Matic	2	$200.00	Can scribble people beyond recognition.	Yes, 1,875,987
	Long-Ray	2	$300.00	A useless chunk of metal and a waste of time, and money. Don't run with it or you might poke out your eye.	No
	Golden Gate Bridge-o-Matic	3	$800,000.00	Looks nice. Turns stuff into bridges. A great deal!	Yes, 3
	Squiggle-o-Matic	2	$200.00	Same as Scribble-o-Matic, only more pointless. Only works on paper.	Yes, 1,875,987
	No-o-Matic	10	$144.01	Makes people respond "No"	No, No, No
	Raisin Bread-o-Matic	-11	FREE!!!!	Makes raisin bread. Duh.	No
	Matic-o-Matic	N/A	$14.00	Just sorta sits there. Makes a great paperweight.	No
	Tofu-o-Matic	-8	$0.14	Has no taste. Really nutritious.	Yes, 2,578,573,274,979
	Short-Ray	2	FREE!!!!	Made of titanium! If you throw it at someone, you could hurt them.	No
	Static-o-Matic	1	$2.00	You get the same effect if you walk across a carpet and touch metal.	No
	Milk-o-Matic	0	$0.25	Got Milk-o-Matic?	No
	Gym Sock-o-Matic	101	$563,772,364.99	Instant death.	Yes, 100,000
	Blob-o-Matic	4	$777,777,777.77	Turns things into blobs. Do not point at defenseless creatures (or humans).	Yes, 55
	Hat-o-Matic	1	$44.00	Forgot your hat? This amazing contraption can help!	Yes, 668
	Mold-o-Matic	1	$444.99	Makes Mold.	No*
	Inviso-Ray
	Skyscraper-o-Matic	6	$23,433,545,645.00	Builds really tall skyscrapers. Large underground parking lot. Bomb detectors included.	Yes, 45,788
	Star-o-Matic	5	$333,456,687.98	This incredible thingy blasts out stars! Caution: DO NOT POINT AT FACE!!	No***
	Record-o-Matic	2	$877.88	Shoots out records. Has broken all records shooting records.	Sold Out * and Discontinued
	Pig-o-Matic	3	$668,898.99	Hungry? Why wait for slow fast food. Get a Pig-o-Matic and pig out! Makes the fattiest bacon on Earth.	No **
	Sheep-o-Matic	2	$77,776,968,887,645.65	Forget Dolly. This device has a better chance of working, and it operates at lightning speed. (In case you haven't realized it yet, this thing clones sheep.)	Yes, (too many to count)
	Sojourner-o-Matic	1	$18,876,975.15	This thing is great for long walks on Mars. Comes with insulation for those frigid Martian nights.	Yes, 876
	Nose-o-Matic	This entry removed as part of the Trade-a-Rejected Weapon program. It is now on display at The Smithsonian Institute.
	Cream Pie-o-Matic	5	$567.99	Make a clown you know happy. Zap him with a Cream Pie-o-Matic! Optionally heat and clown seeking for hard to reach clowns.	No, *, **
	Quasi-Ray	200	$86,435.85	They're kinda here but kinda not.	Maybe, 1/2.***
	Magi Tube	92	$39,999,464.88	Magic, in a tube! Buy it now! Eat your heart out Veg-o-Matic. This thing does it all! Including slicing and dicing. Even makes curly fries! (But what does this have to do with weapons?)	No **
	Disgruntled Postal Worker-Ray	30,999	$876,876,777.85	Guess.	No *

* Stolen by unidentified men in masks with mail bags.
** Mysteriously disappeared and later found in Pierre's kitchen.
*** Smith is playing testing them.

A letter from Ericson

  Dear Buyer,

The ^weapons that have ni" "no" next to it will be in stock soon. I promise thatt that this promise will be met, or you get nothing ^foer for free!!!! (How 'bout thaT/ that ^?) Below thids this type writter lrtter ^letter is the ordre order from.

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Sinserly, Sincerely,

P^eter Erⁱcson

P.S. I scanned my lettr l^etter into the co^mputer onrt onto the ^web page!!! (in case ^you wantd wanted to know)

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